Well, The Pythagoreans, who were followers of the philosopher Pythagoreas,
all agreed that farting was an issue. Anything that came out of the body as a"wind" released a soul, so breath was kept to a minimum, and farts were completely out of the question. Therefore, these venerable men( and I stress the word, "men". Women did not have the time to waste concerned about farts.)
refused to eat beans. Not only did beans initiate the expulsion of souls out of one's butt, but beans could be one's parents....???!!!( What the heck?)
And that brings me to fish farts. That is most likely the reason that my fish tank still smells funky even after a good cleaning. And why I see numerous bubbles rise to the top of the tank, and why my fish look so happy.
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